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Jul. 31st, 2007 | 12:33 pm
mood: quixoticwoo hooo

thanks for the memories LJ! woo hooo!
kitakits ulet. new site under construction!
 

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rat attack!

Jul. 20th, 2007 | 01:15 pm
location: mumbai
mood: contemplativebubonic plague?
music: i think i'm going to boston



 A trapped rat awaiting certain death by drowning or being beaten against the pavement by workers from the Municipal Corporation of Greater Mumbai. Teams of rat killers combat the growing rat problem by poison, fumigation or baited traps, hunting rats with flashlights and steel-tipped sticks. [ rats ]


One word. Eeewy. So much for Ratatouile! [ ratatouile ]

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five things that you should never outgrow*

Jul. 19th, 2007 | 09:14 pm
location: sanctuario
mood: rejuvenatedwee yooo
music: you can stand under my umbrella ella ella eh eh


1. your long-time barkada
     they're the ones who know what brand of immature to dish out to keep you sane.

2. your love for ice cream
     what was once your chilhood proze behaving will not fail to lift your flailing spirit when you're
     down in the dumps.

3. your wide-eyed amazement when traveling
    the wonders of the world are best appreciated through the eyes of the child seeing things for
    the first time.

4. your belief in guardian angels.
    the a swense of relief knowing that, while you can take care of yourself, you are not alone.

5. your giddy rush when falling in love.
    the world is always a brighter place under the haze of a heart-pounding, sigh-inducing,
    breath-catching love.

***
wow. i've never outgrown any of those. hahaha. i have the greatest social support aka barkada.
from grade school to college, super close pa rin ako with my friends. i never get tired going out with them.
hence, kaladkarin. happy rin pag matagal na kayong hindi nagkita pero parang walang nagbago. ganun
pa rin.
may feeling pa rin na somehow, you never grew up. may certain 'kabataan' feel pa rin.

i loooove ice cream! once i dropped by SC just to have a taste of my favorite raspberry rupture and
caramelo con pastillas from Alicia's. brought me back to my college days. [ehe] 

two weeks ago, tonet and leo were taken aback by my offhand "oh i love traveling!" cry on the way
to muntinlupa. at papuntang muntinlupa pa lang yun. pano pa kaya kung magbabarko or eroplano
na?
iniiisp ko pa lang, excited nako!

i believe in guardian angels. and after everything, i know it wasn't luck that helped me get through. 

ok. the fifth have, i haven't really outgrown. and i don't think i will. i don't mind being like a high school girl
when it comes to love. just the thought of it makes me all giddy inside. haha. i love being in love. everything
is different. makulay ang buhay indeed.  [sa sinabawang gulay].


                                                                                                                   


                                                                                                           

[article from Seventeen mini March 2007
issue]
                                                                                                                                                                         

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Jul. 12th, 2007 | 12:34 am
location: some place i don't want to see again
mood: annoyedpffffbtt...
music: i'm going home...




pula.

salamat kay melvin para sa painting niyang promises of an afternoon.



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wooo hooo!!!

Jun. 13th, 2007 | 02:23 pm
location: tfdp
mood: happywwwooo hhhoooo
music: if i had only one friend left, i want it to be two


wala lang.
welcome back!

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mawala ka man ng tuluyan, masaya akong nakilala kita. salamat sa mga alaala.

Jun. 11th, 2007 | 12:16 am


bow.

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sa komiks, sa komiks. . .

Jun. 10th, 2007 | 09:47 pm
location: gateway
mood: crankyang cranky mo!
music: ale nasa langit na ba ako?


Sa orientation ng isang komiks contest, hindi man dumating ang mga inaasahan kong astig na
artists, mga feeling artists, nagmomodang artists at ume-endeavor para magmukhang artists, 
sulit na rin ang pagpunta dahil sa mga kakaibang karakter. Umi-isteytment ba.Dun kami sa isang
room na parang pinagmi-meeting-an ng mga senador. Yung maraming mic at isa-isa lang ang pwedeng magsalita. At buti na lang di ba. Bilang kung magsasabay-sabay ang mga utaw sa pagpapasikat na parang graded recitation or digital LG quiz ito, ay wala lang. Magulo lang.

Pero hindi ito naging hadlang ke Mr. Fossil na mukhang institusyon na ng pagko-komiks sa Pilipinas.
At yun talaga ang pinangangalandakan nya. Oo na. Alam na namin yun. Hindi lang kasi ikaw ang speaker
di ba.

BWAHAHAHAHA...

Sa mga pagkakataong ganyan eh wala ka ng magagawa kundi sarilinin ang tawa mo. Pero bago mo marating angestadong iyon, shempre, maiinis ka muna. Subtle lang naman. Maliban na lang kung napansin niya ang panlalaki ng mata ko, pagkunot ng noo, pagbisangot ng fatal at pag-fidget na parang pinipigil ang LBM. Buti na lang may free na  C2 apple at hamburger. Napakain na lang tuloy ako bigla.

Oh well. Ilan sa mga nakaka-tumbling na palitan ng kuru-kuro ng mga tao doon:

FACILITATOR: Ipapasa po natin ang mga entries na black and white. Kung mananalo po kayo at
kailangang ipalimbag, bigyan nyo na lang po kami ng color guide at kami na ang magkukulay
.

**BUZZ

MR. FOSSIL: So paano ang pagja-judge? Sa black and white or colored?

Anong parte sa sinabi ng facilitator ang malabo? ANOOO?

FACILITATOR: Ang gagamitin pong lengwahe ay Filipino. Pwede rin po ang Taglish.

** BUZZ

MR. FOSSIL: Pwede po bang lahat ay Filipino tapos sa ibaba po ay may English translation na lang para mas ma-enjoy ng mga bata?

Ha? Anong nakaka-enjoy dun? Taglish na nga raw e, nangingialam pa.

FACILITATOR: Magbubunutan na po tayo. Tatawagin po namin ang pangalan...

**BUZZ

MR. FOSSIL: Sino po ang dapat bumunot? Yung writer or yung illustrator?

HELLOOOO??? Magma-matter ba yun eh bunutan nga? imbyerna!

Maya-maya, tinawag na si Dolina Sarmiento para bumunot.

Potah. Dolina.Paano kaya naging Dolina yun?
Potah talaga.
Not even Dorina.

Number 13 tuloy ang nakuha ko, bilang si Dolina.

Nanood na lang ako ng Ocean's 13 for that!
 

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you're everywhere!

Jun. 6th, 2007 | 01:55 pm
location: orbitrac
mood: giddyehe
music: it's not over


Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
And when I wake you're never there
But when I sleep you're everywhere
You're everywhere

Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here and who you are
'Cause every time I look you're never there
And every time I sleep you're always there

'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know that makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone

I recognize the way you make me feel
It's hard to think that you might not be real
I sense it now, the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me

'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know that makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone

I am not alone
Whoa, oh, oooh, oh

And when I touch your hand
It's then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so

'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know that makes me believe
I'm not alone
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I catch my breath it's you I breathe
You're everything I know that makes me believe
I'm not alone

You're in everyone I see
So tell me
Do you see me?



i don't want you everywhere.
can you just be here now?

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ugh, so what now?

Jun. 3rd, 2007 | 11:59 pm
mood: contemplative???
music: thanks for the memories

  

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ehe

May. 30th, 2007 | 11:26 pm
location: tri noma
mood: thirstygimme coke!!!
music: stop right now, thank you very much

 
Daily Flirt:

If only this person would call, you'd jump. 
it's a good thing he or she isn't calling then. 
You have better things to do than go through
some mental calisthenics for someone who
can't get back to you in a timely way.

Hmmm... buti na nga lang.
Not today dear, come again another day.




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"paminsan, honesty is not the best policy."

May. 29th, 2007 | 11:36 pm
location: sa dulo ng walang hanggan
mood: blankit wasn't me


may tama ka diyan! ;p

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it's raining men . . . [not!]

May. 29th, 2007 | 10:18 pm
location: black pearl
mood: amusedpirata!
music: lagi na lang umuulan. . .


sayang tere didn't win. pero oks lang.
go pa rin miss photogenic!
celebrity na sya ngayon. astig.
angaleng! pati ng natasha ad nya na very beauty
queen ang moda. yeah!


***
award! ang fresh ng crown. tumatalon-talon!



haha. amfunny lang nila. wala lang!

***
hakuna matata, what a wonderful place
flaviana matata, what a wonderful face!
nyahaha...



parang nakakatuwa lang ang pagkakalbo ni 
miss tanzania. not the haha tuwa ha.
basta. astig. hair monologues ulit
tsarli!

***
ay keira, kelangan hot?  ehe. ;p



oh keira!
oh keira another!
oh keira some more!

don't inarte anymore.
cmon, pirates 4! ehe.
***

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sabado sa starbs

May. 26th, 2007 | 09:58 pm
location: starbs morato
mood: sickplema, plema, plema
music: i'm singing in the rain...



salamat sa tagpuang pang-emo,
pangtambay
pangmeeting
pang-pritil
at sa modang
pagtakas sa pagkapritil.



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mahal ko ang ulan kahit may baradong ilong

May. 25th, 2007 | 09:57 pm
location: vice city
mood: coldbrrr... singhot
music: i'm not crazy, i'm just a little unwell...


grabeng sipon ito. sa dinami-dami ng araw, ngayon pa talaga.
mahalagang araw pa naman ito. pero ayos lang.

wala naman masyadong ganap. nakarating naman ako sa mga dapat
kong puntahan nang hindi nauubusan ng supply ng hangin at nagawa
ko naman lahat ng dapat gawin (and more) nang hindi nahihimatay.

yun nga lang, may nasungitan lang akong isang taong nagkakandarapa
sa pagtakbo mula sa 27th floor ng  opisina nya pababa sa mga underpass
at patungong kapihan na never ko pa natry kung masarap dun para sa
nakaugalian na  naming 'whirlwind meetings'.

hi, hello, bye.

may isang buwan na rin siguro nung huli naming pagkikita. at pagkikita lang
talaga dahil naghahabol sya ng last trip ng mrt at ako naman ay lumabas
lang sa sinehan, hila-hila ang peyborit kong aso. 

tapos kanina, wala. nakakapanibago lang. kung dati-rati'y parang bumibilis
ang tibok ng puso ko, hindi na ngayon. kung dati-rati'y nagliliparan ang
sanlibong butterflies in my stomach na sa tunay na buhay ay niromanticize na
peristalsis movement lang naman, ngayon payapa ang aking tiyan. 

hindi ako nalungkot. hindi na ako natatakot.
wala ng pinagkaiba nung andiyan ka na.

pinagsabihan pa ako ni manong lakay, bakit daw ako ganun.
hindi raw kita dapat sinungitan at iniwan habang naglalakad sa underpass.
naisip ko, hindi ko naman talaga magagawa yun sa'yo; ikaw na palagi kong
kinasasabikan, ang taong minsan ko ng pinedestal.
may sakit nga lang siguro ako.

at pagkatapos ng lahat, ang nasabi ko lang sa'yo ay mahal ko ang ulan.
sabi mo, maging ikaw din.

tama.
mahal ko ang ulan,
maging ikaw din.

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sparks fly high!!!

May. 24th, 2007 | 01:17 pm
location: cokie's island
mood: quixoticoh yeah!!!
music: this is my now


yay for JORDIN SPARKS!!!
as expected. hehehe.
peace bebs the blake bontows. ;p 






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hinahanap-hanap kita

May. 23rd, 2007 | 09:36 pm
location: tiburcio
mood: contemplativeesep esep
music: adik sa'yo...


adik na kung adik pero natutuwa ako ke sam milby aanne curtis
sa maging sino ka man. sad nga lang, matatapos na. haaay...
andaming finale. pati AI matatapos na rin. anubayan.
baka signos na iyan ng kung anuman. tseh.

pero oks lang. dahil may nakalaang magandang simula
sa bawat pagtatapos. acheb!

***

ansakit-sakit. pero oks lang. savor the pain.
sabi ng isang tao, it's good for creativity daw.
kaya sige lang. bring it on.

may ponstan naman.

***

antagal kong inabangan ito. at ayan na sya.
nakakagulat, nakakaexcite, nakaka-agit.
pero handa nako. kaya cmon!
sige, ikembot! ;p

***
nanghihina nako sa kakakain ng quaker oats at wheat bread.
namamatay nako sa kaka-orbitrac every night.
pumayat naman ako, at dapat masaya di ba?
pero sa maling parte ng katawan.
pati ba naman ang susil? ayayay...
di ko kinakaya ang trade off.
i must, i must. . .

at ang tiyan, ay tiyan pa rin.
ab. 

***

pirates na naman. nung pinanood ko yun last year, 
kasama ko kayo. pero ngayon, nde nako nag-eexpect.
ok lang. kung kelan na lang ulit.

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ELEKSYON!!!!

May. 14th, 2007 | 04:33 pm
location: netopia
mood: accomplishedoh yeah!
music: beautiful liar


second time ko na bumoto pero nae-excite pa rin ako!
ansaya-saya! nakakatuwa papuntang KNL elem, andaming taong
nagbibigay ng mga chevers. e hello, di ko na kelangan nyan.
alam ko na kung sino boboto ko. yeah! haha.
aylavet! sana manalo mga binoto ko, for more. ;p


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“Suddenly dressing on your Sunday’s best takes on a whole new meaning… - Leo”

May. 14th, 2007 | 12:37 am
location: bogota
mood: amusedehehe...
music: makes me wonder

 
And so it’s Mother’s day. Since Papa and Aiza are in Iloilo, Mama and I just went to church to catch the evening mass. We would’ve gone to an earlier sked but I insisted on watching The Buzz because of Ruffa. So it turned out that Yilmaz was abusing her physically. Oh well. But that’s another story.
 
We arrived there in time for the “Sumainyo ang Panginoon at sumaiyo rin” part. Parang sine, ending na lang yung naabutan so uulitin. Hehe. So we waited for the next mass. We sat there and watched the altar boys do their thing. I was on the verge of dozing off when this weird guy sat across. He was also with his mom. I looked at him again. He was actually kind of cute.
 
The altar boys were already done with their chores but the mass didn’t start right away. I became sleepier so the usual ADHD me kept on fidgeting. From my periphery, I could see the guy looking at me. Maybe he was disturbed at how incredibly restless I was. Haha. Normally, I would try to be superbly pleasant but for some reason, the probable flirting moment didn’t do the trick. Oh I must have been really sleepy that time! So I twitched some more. Then I stretched my legs on the pew. That’s when I saw him glanced, but I dismissed it right away. Then, as if he had an enlightening light bulb moment, he stretched his legs on the pew. Oh! Mimicking me now! Good thing we were in the church. I was able to restrain myself from giving him one of those “nye nye” look.
 
 The mass finally started. And can I just say that the choir could use some diaphragmatic breathing exercises. Those guys were running out of air! Anyway, this guy just kept on coughing. It was very disturbing! Maybe even worse than Maikel’s incessant coughing during his thesis defense. When we were asked to sit, he removed Lacoste rubber shoes and rested his feet on the pew. Good thing he has socks on but still, it was a bit eewy. And the Velcro! It was so loud! Well at lest for me coz I was seated across. Then he put it back on when it was time to stand and removed it again when it was time to sit.
 
His coughing continued some more so I didn’t hold his hand during “Ama Namin”. Bad! I bet Dr. Gregory House would’ve given a thumbs up for that. The disgust level reached an all-time high that I didn’t know if I could give him a very sincere “peace be with you” minus the disgust. But of course I wouldn’t deprive him of peace so for my final greeting, I turned to his direction. He did the same. Damn, he was cute! He smiled at me. I smiled back. And the disgust tower crumbled in an instant. Haha. What, I’m weak and vulnerable! LOL!
 
Mama wanted to head out after the communion but I insisted on staying. I wanted to see what would happen after that “peace be with you” moment. But then he left after the communion! He didn’t even go back to his seat; he just walked right out leaving one final glance!
 
UGH!
 
That was it. I didn’t even get to check him out outside. Oh my irreverent flirting, as Tonet put it, ended before it even began. Dang it. Should’ve headed out as well, as Mama said. After all, Moms know best and it was her day. Pfffttt…
 
But who knows, maybe next week I’ll see him again. Sunday’s best. Yeah, will keep that in mind.
 
 
 

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big girls don't cry

May. 10th, 2007 | 02:21 pm


I hope you know, I hope you know

That this has nothing to do with you

It's personal, Myself and I

We've got some straightenin' out to do

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket

But Ive got to get a move on with my life

Its time to be a big girl now

And big girls don't cry

Don't cry

Don't cry

Don't cry

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makes me wonder

May. 10th, 2007 | 02:21 pm


oh i so love this song! yeah!
share lang. enjoy! 'p

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dang it!

May. 8th, 2007 | 12:56 am
location: slovenia
mood: crushedwaaahhh... BQs!!!
music: big girls don't cry


the BQs lost to eric and danielle.
i told bebs that i could live with the
schmirna win but not eric's.

dang it. 

the worst finale ever! or maybe i'm just bitter. 

***

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TAR10 for the WIN! Go DUSTIN and KANDICE!!!

May. 2nd, 2007 | 12:57 am
location: bahay ni kuya
mood: gigglygo BQs!!!
music: PDA (we just don't care)


final three. the Beauty Queens are up against eric and danielle and charla and mirna.
i think the BQs have a good chance of winning! yeah! can't get enough of the BQs!



Since we last saw them:
Dustin graduated Magna Cum Laude from California Baptist University with a BA in Speech Communications. She married her long-time sweetheart, Luke, 30 days after she finished the last Amazing Race

Kandice, former Miss New York 2005, is a Rockette at Radio City Music Hall and is in her senior year at New York University. She did drop out of a couple of classes to participate in the All-Stars.


oh, the noodle challenge. nyahahahaha...


Dustin to Kandice: "There! I kung-fu chopped him for ya."

http://amazingracewiki.cbs.com/page/Dustin+and+Kandice

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bukid malignow

Apr. 23rd, 2007 | 12:56 am
location: bukid
mood: scaredinay ko po!
music: i'm 22 for a moment...


ilang beses na rin ako nakakatulog sa bukid nila kit
pero nung huling beses lang ako nakaramdam ng kung anong
'maligno'.

dahil sa kapaguran kalamigan at katamarang gumalaw,
natulog na lang ako kay ziggy. maya-maya, nararamdaman
kong gumagalaw ang kotse. sumilip ako sa labas, nasa
bukid pa rin kami. may batang nakatalikod, naglalaro.
pag-abante pa ng kotse, nareveal kung sino or ano ang
kalaro ng bata. isang batang ita-like pero alam mong
hindi siya tao. mga mukhang eight years old. yung
tipong star sa mga magandang gabi bayan halloween
special. at sa kabila ng kanyang kaitiman, meron
siyang puting sungay sa gitna ng noo. hence, mukha
syang uniitacorn. nakatitig lang sya saken.

at doon ko napagtantong nananaginip lang ako. pero hindi
ako magising. yung tipong nasa deep sleep ka pa pero
alam mong gising ka na kaya lang hindi ka mkagalaw.
bangungot yata or something. at bilang nagbabadya na
naman ang antok, nagdasal ako na magising na. ayokong
makita ulit ang nakakatakot na creature na yun.
nagising naman ako at nakatulog ulit ng mapayapa hawak
ang rosary.

later that day, i told tonet na baka namaligno ako.
at hala sarprisa, siya rin daw! meron daw gumigising
sa kanyang creature na maitim at ita-like din. yung
sungay lang yung difference, magmumukha sa silang
mag-ama. shyet ang scary. never pa akong nagkaron ng
kaparehong panaginip. at bakit naman yung pang-horror
pa. nyay talaga.


***
the maligno victims: 

 


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at dahil sa malapit ng umapaw,

Apr. 22nd, 2007 | 02:44 am
location: sa loob ng kawayan
mood: enragedaaarrrggghhh some more
music: to the left, to the left ...


aaaarrrrggghhh...

sa puntong ito,parang kinakailangan ko na ng kapangyarihan
ng sanlibong jumping jacks.
wag mo akong biguin! 





***

Your subtleties
They strangle me
I can't explain myself at all...


it ends tonight.

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leo's hair was saved!

Apr. 20th, 2007 | 03:50 pm
location: oven towster
mood: blankinit init init
music: under the bridge


good thing sanjaya good the boot. or else, we'd see
leo in a ponyhawk. nyehehehe... just one of our senseless
bets.a big whew for him. haha!

sayang.  (wink wink...)

oh! tony hawk in a ponyhawk! nyaha!



***
flight attendant: "this cabin is pressurized.
you'll definitely come out softer." ;p

oh rex! very lilip! yiheee...

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panaginip

Apr. 16th, 2007 | 11:33 pm
location: very mainit room
mood: gloomyhaay...
music: dare you to move

For the nth time, napanaginipan kita.
 
Naka-japanese outfit, mukhang masaya at may kasamang bagong kakilala.
Pumasok ka sa elevator, naiwan ako sa labas kasama ng iba nating kaibigan.
Pagbalik mo, wala ka ng bahid ng hapon, normal ka na ulit.
Niyakap mo ako ng mahigpit. Umiyak ka.
Sabi mo may problema ka kaya lang hindi mo masabi kung ano.
Hindi ako nagsalita. Niyakap lang kita.
 
Nagising ako.

Sinabi ko sayo ang napanaginipan ko.
Nagulat ako sa sagot mo.
Totoo, may problema ka nga.
Ang sabi mo, pinapalayo ka ng buo mong pamilya sa bago mong kakilala.
Pero bakit? Kilala ko ang pamilya mo.
Weirdo paminsan, kagaya mo, pero hindi naman siguro nila magagawang palayuin ka sa
Mga taong “kinagigiliwan” mo.
 
Unless…
 
Pero hindi rin ako sigurado sa kung tama ang naiiisip kong isunod sa unless.
Sana mali ako.
 
At gaya ng dati, yayakapin na lang ulit kita.
Dahil alam kong kahit hindi mo nararamdaman, kahit papano, tinutulungan mong maghilom ang sugat
na ikaw din ang may gawa.
 
 

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Tyra Banks cops a feel on Katharine McPhee

Apr. 12th, 2007 | 06:13 pm


damn. i so envy tyra now.
hahaha...

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i'm so over it... NOT!

Apr. 12th, 2007 | 06:02 pm
location: netopia
mood: deviousehehe...


damn. LSS forever.i'm so not over this hawtie mcphee! oh i love it! leo share tayo ha! ahehehe... ;p
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epril puls!!!

Apr. 1st, 2007 | 01:41 pm
location: tiburcio
mood: highepril puls!
music: i'm over your lies and i'm over your games...

 
It all started with “Dohna, I’m pregnant.” Kit would never lie about something like that.
 
“How did you know?”
 
I asked, for the lack of better things to say.
 
“I bought this pregnancy test thing. Should I tell Ian?”
“It might just be a false positive result. Check with a doctor first before you tell Ian.”
“Ok thanks. Sige, inaantok nako. April Fool’s!”
 
Damn. She got me.
Then it hit me. Why not do the same to my beloved unsuspecting friends?
My usually dormant vengeful side took over. Nyahahaha… It’s perfectly diabolical!
Party time!!!
 
“Pam, (Leo, Tonet, Bebs, Irene, Astrid) I think I’m pregnant. ‘Di ko nasabi sayo
I had a one-night stand with this guy last month, inuman buddy. Pota. I’m so screwed.”
 
And I waited.
 
 
PAM
 
Seconds after, my phone rang. It was Pam. It took me a while before I answered it.
Well I had to laugh first.
 
“Pam, I’m sorry. I’m so scared now.”
“Dohna, ok lang yan. Seryoso ka ba?”
“*sigh*”
“(Stuttering) Stay calm. Please don’t panic.”
 
Oh I love the stay calm comment! Who knows what I could have done? Well apparently, Pam knows. (wink, wink)
 
“Pam…”
“Nagpacheck up ka na ba?”
“Not yet. Shyet. I’m so screwed.”
“Kelan mo balak magpacheck up?”
“Hindi ko alam.”
“Teka, I’m checking my sked. Stay calm Dohna. Andito lang kami. Kaya yan.”
 
And so we talked for the next five minutes before the big “Hey April Fool’s!” punch line.
I had to endure a minute of deafening gaga-ka-talaga-buti-na-lang-hindi-ako-pikon blabbers before she hanged up.
 
It was so worth it! Oh I laughed so hard! Thanks Pam. You’re the best!
 
LEO

 "Congartulations! Yehey! Ninong ako!Ü
 
Ahehehe… may smiley ka pa ha.
 
“Leo.”
“OMG. Hindi nga? Seryoso ka?
“I’m so scared.”
“Kaya yan. Nagpacheck up ka na ba? I can sama you.”
“Hindi pa. Natatakot ako, hindi ko na alam gagawin.”
“Sorry sa initial reaction. I thought you were just kidding. Just stay strong.
Ei, you’ll get through this. We’re with you in this.”
“I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul. - Calvin           
There's Treasure Everywhere
 
 
In my case, it’s my whacked-out brain! April Fool’s Leo!”
“Haha. I knew it! (DDS stuff after) I think kelangan ko na ng tulog! Nyahaaa… damn u!”
 
The conversation was quite longer than this. I was busy weaving my story for Tonet, I forgot the other lines. I had a good laugh though. Yay for Leonardo, the one with the big sword! ü
 
TONET
 
“Hehe. April Fool’s! ü”
“Tonet.”
“Hindi nga Dohna? Swear to God?”
 
Hindi ako nag-swear.
 
“Nagpasama ako kay Kit. Bumili kami nung pregnancy test thing. Positive.”
“Test ka uli ng isa. Pag positive uli, positive nga. Tas tsaka tayo magpanic!
(Gaga ka, kapag ito joke lang humanda ka saken)”
Tonet ulit: “Bakit hindi kayo gumamit ng condom? Anong brand gamit nya? Hindi ko ipa-patronize.”
“Wala kaming ginamit. Shyet talaga.”
“Kelan pa? Sayang meron pa namang patch na pang-morning after kung unprotected.”
 
Oh this Tonet! Such knowledge now!
 
“Ang maganda lang dito, magiging credible nakong gumawa ng pelikula about abortion.”
“And with a seemingly deeper meaning behind the narrative structure. Chet. Sinong lalaki? Sabihin mo sa kanya para dalawa kayo sa prosesong * gasp* aborsyon.”
“Masakit yun di ba? Shyet iniisip ko pa lang, mahihimatay nako. Tonet!”
“Oo masakit yun. Sex pa nga lang masakit na eh. Pano pa kaya yung metal na tubo?”
 
Wow. Statement. Hindi ko nga lang alam kung sa former or sa latter. (Pwede both? Hehe.)
 
“I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul. - Calvin           
There's Treasure Everywhere
 
 
In my case, it’s my whacked-out brain! April 1. Advanced happy birthday Tonet!”
 
The morning after, Tonet : “Dohna. Joke lang ba yung kagabi or seryoso?”
Cue Ang TV Kids: “NGEEEEE!!!”
  
BEBS
 
I was already satisfied with a hearty laugh from Pam, Leo and Tonet. But then Bebs replied.
 
“Hindi nga?”
 
Oh I couldn’t resist it! Last one before I sleep!
 
“Bebs.”
“Hindi nga Gavs?”            
“I’m so scared.”
 
Oh I’ve been using the same lines. Haha.
 
“Gaga ka. Bakit hindi ka gumamit ng contraceptives?”
“Hindi ko alam. Shyet I’m so screwed.”
“You’re screwed talaga. Gaga ka. First sex mo ba yun?”
 
Nyahahaha. Oh Bebs! Winner!
 
“Did it twice with the same guy.”
“Gaga ka talaga. Sinong lalaki yun?”
 
Oh this Bebs! Puro “gaga ka.” Nararamdaman ko na gusto nya nakong batukan! Haha.
 
“I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul. - Calvin           
There's Treasure Everywhere
 
 
In my case, it’s my whacked-out brain! April Fool’s Bebs!”
“Bwahaha. Lovet! Send mo saken yung last quote dali!”
 
Ay.
 
But Bebs is also a bengatiba. So he pyramid scam phenomenon and made ganti to his boylet. He said he got drunk and slept with a girl. Oh such horror now! And to complicate matters pa, he said that he got her pregnant!
 
Oh! Oh! Oh! The images of Bebs with a bouncing baby Bebs! Hard to visualize! Hehe.
 
 
IRENE and ASTRID
 
They replied the morning after. I could give it one more shot but I already asked for forgiveness so I just told them that it was an April Fool’s joke. Oh they missed it!
 
 
I have a feeling that next year’s April Fool’s would be interesting. Pay back time guys? Hehe.
 


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Calvin: I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
It's a Magical World
   

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Thesis Defense Peyborits

Mar. 28th, 2007 | 12:47 pm
mood: thankfulyebah!
music: BINGIT... nyahahaha

Biased na kung biased, eh peyborit nga eh.

BINGIT - Maikel Cardoz

Not just because it's Maikel's. The film was very well made.
And parang ito lang yung may "wow factor". Pero ako lang yun ha.
I love the shots of Adjani. Angaleng! Nag-work din na walang
music at silent lang sya. Fishing lang si Maikel sa paglalagay
nya ng crickets. May nagsabi na intelligent film daw ang Bingit.
Aba naman Maikel. Hindi ako naniniwala. Hahahahahahaha...
nyenye. Peace tsong!

TUTOS - LA Yamsuan

Very buo yung story. Angaleng ng actors. Sobrang ok na hindi
si Joel Torre. (Hehe. Sinabi kasi ni Leo na sya dapat yun.)
Angaleng ng editing dahil si Leo yun. At angaleng ng sound dahil
si Kuya Mark yun. Haha.


LILIP- Freddie Rex Yadao

Because it's from very dear marze Rex.
It's simplicity worked. In defense of Adjani, kulang
naman talaga yung ilaw na ginamit kaya medyo madilim.
sinabi nya na yun nung shoot, tight budget eh. Oh well.


THE TEAR STEALER - Eric de Claro
At long last! Eric de Claro! F199 pa lang, peyborit ko na ito!
Anganda ng animation. Andami ring animators!
At very P300,000! Acheb! Ang cute ng crocodile. At ang ganda
ng boses ng narrator. (Trivia: Yung narrator ay si Mrs. Consolacion
sa Maria Milagros Barbarosa nila Irene and Sheena)
Ano nga ulet etymology ng "renowned"? Hahaha...

'YUNG ORBE - Paul David Sarabia
Ang cute, ng animation at ng animator. Nyehehe...
Nakakaaliw at sobrang laugh trip lang. Ye!


"BAKLESH" - Oh my. I forgot the title and the filmmaker.
Pero sobrang laught trip. Amfunny! Hahaha!
Mga bayot!!!! Acheb!


Fearless forecast:
BEST THESIS - BINGIT by Maikel Cardoz
KODAK BEST 16MM FILM THESIS - LATAK by Pauline Tating and Partner

(Hehe. Sori di ko kilala eh.)


CONGRATS SA LAHAT NG NAG-DEFEND!!!
YEAH!



***
huwoy. magtravel naman tayo.
dali na.
  *hug*

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